We get lost here. There is no way to avoid it. Roads shoot this way and that -
to the distant Pueblo Mountains,
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View of Pueblo Mountains from a ridge above Fields |
to Steens,
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Blue-eyed Mustangs and foal on South Steens Loop Road |
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Malheur Maar in Diamond Craters |
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???? Diamond Crater Beetle |
to Catlow Valley, to Trout Mountains...Highways twist and wind every which way. Even though the roads are numbered on a map and head some compass direction and even though there are official signposts - FRENCHGLEN is 18 miles, BURNS is 46 miles (because a sensible person needs a destination for the Google lady, a distance for the maps they are following, a travel time and an ETA and, besides, this is no place for getting lost). But roads break their promises to us all the time and do not follow the straight and narrow as they should. We are deceived time and again. They lead us down crooked paths the first chance they get. One day, a splendid Golden Eagle spreads its wings in the morning sun and glides by the windshield to land on a telephone pole just down a dirt lane we’ve never seen. Alright, just ONE picture and then we’ll have to go. You turn onto a crunching red road. The Google lady chirps unhappily at you and tries to call you back. But it’s already too late.
Too late because the Golden Eagle has led us to a small herd
of pronghorn, who take us further along another road with sparkling gravel
mounds which, by some amazing grace, turn out to be unburied treasure chests of
jasper and agates and fire opals. We pick through them and collect handfuls.
A snake wriggles off in the brush, and we come back to the moment …what is that? A shepherd’s deserted cabin stares at us with busted window eyes. It’s just down a barely visible road dotted with treacherous quicksand water ponds. No map can help us now. The Google lady has given up and spins tragically in her software architecture as if to say, “You FOOLS! I’m done with you!”
A snake wriggles off in the brush, and we come back to the moment …what is that? A shepherd’s deserted cabin stares at us with busted window eyes. It’s just down a barely visible road dotted with treacherous quicksand water ponds. No map can help us now. The Google lady has given up and spins tragically in her software architecture as if to say, “You FOOLS! I’m done with you!”
Tick tock, the dashboard clock reports the hours and minutes
as they slide by. But the effortlessness of going nowhere takes hold. We
thought once, a long morning ago, that we would go toward cold ice cream shakes
and juicy burgers in Fields. The Google lady was confident and trusting then.
We had a time and a place (it closes at 3:00 or 12:00 or some time, when was
it?). But now, there will be no pity or negotiation and, therefore, no
sustenance for outlaws like us, riding through the sagebrush on no road at all
into the Alvord Flats – where, no kidding, someone once set a land speed record,
going nowhere as quickly as they could.
But maybe we could just make it. Lynn arm wrestles the
steering wheel and leaps from one bump to another. Our dog, Lexi, stuck in the
wayback, levitates in time. We see the blacktop, we’re almost there…. And then,
a wild Mustang peeks out from a grove of cottonwoods with a shake of his mane.
There is another road that skirts the open range and we could stop, just for a quick picture. But then another Mustang steps out into view and she is nursing a foal. We have to wait for her to turn to us just so, which takes time and costs us distance and a last chance at food. Ah well.
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Eric tries to count paces across the Alvord Desert |
There is another road that skirts the open range and we could stop, just for a quick picture. But then another Mustang steps out into view and she is nursing a foal. We have to wait for her to turn to us just so, which takes time and costs us distance and a last chance at food. Ah well.
No point to Fields now. We abort the mission that never
really was, turn around and rattle back to the blacktop while the sun drops
lower and lower. We haven’t seen a single car. We pause on the roadside for a
communal pee. Eric sees a Starbucks cup pinned to the barbed wire. Some pilgrim
on a journey from there to there had no time to stop and talk to Twyla at the
Frenchglen Hotel over a proper cup of joe. We take the wayward cup on board. We
have been on similar land speed journeys and will be again. No moral
superiority here, just gratitude. Lost and found.
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