Wednesday, May 1, 2019

Found on a Lost Highway



We get lost here. There is no way to avoid it.  Roads shoot this way and that -
to the distant Pueblo Mountains,

View of Pueblo Mountains from a ridge above Fields

to Steens,
Blue-eyed Mustangs and foal on South Steens Loop Road
to Diamond Craters,
Malheur Maar in Diamond Craters

???? Diamond Crater Beetle


to Catlow Valley, to Trout Mountains...Highways twist and wind every which way. Even though the roads are numbered on a map and head some compass direction and even though there are official signposts - FRENCHGLEN is 18 miles, BURNS is 46 miles (because a sensible person needs a destination for the Google lady, a distance for the maps they are following, a travel time and an ETA and, besides, this is no place for getting lost). But roads break their promises to us all the time and do not follow the straight and narrow as they should. We are deceived time and again. They lead us down crooked paths the first chance they get.  One day, a splendid Golden Eagle spreads its wings in the morning sun and glides by the windshield to land on a telephone pole just down a dirt lane we’ve never seen.  Alright, just ONE picture and then we’ll have to go. You turn onto a crunching red road. The Google lady chirps unhappily at you and tries to call you back. But it’s already too late.
Too late because the Golden Eagle has led us to a small herd of pronghorn, who take us further along another road with sparkling gravel mounds which, by some amazing grace, turn out to be unburied treasure chests of jasper and agates and fire opals. We pick through them and collect handfuls.


A snake wriggles off in the brush, and we come back to the moment …what is that? A shepherd’s deserted cabin stares at us with busted window eyes. It’s just down a barely visible road dotted with treacherous quicksand water ponds.  No map can help us now. The Google lady has given up and spins tragically in her software architecture as if to say, “You FOOLS! I’m done with you!”
Tick tock, the dashboard clock reports the hours and minutes as they slide by. But the effortlessness of going nowhere takes hold. We thought once, a long morning ago, that we would go toward cold ice cream shakes and juicy burgers in Fields. The Google lady was confident and trusting then. We had a time and a place (it closes at 3:00 or 12:00 or some time, when was it?). But now, there will be no pity or negotiation and, therefore, no sustenance for outlaws like us, riding through the sagebrush on no road at all into the Alvord Flats – where, no kidding, someone once set a land speed record, going nowhere as quickly as they could.
Eric tries to count paces across the Alvord Desert 
But maybe we could just make it. Lynn arm wrestles the steering wheel and leaps from one bump to another. Our dog, Lexi, stuck in the wayback, levitates in time. We see the blacktop, we’re almost there…. And then, a wild Mustang peeks out from a grove of cottonwoods with a shake of his mane.


There is another road that skirts the open range and we could stop, just for a quick picture. But then another Mustang steps out into view and she is nursing a foal. We have to wait for her to turn to us just so, which takes time and costs us distance and a last chance at food. Ah well.
No point to Fields now. We abort the mission that never really was, turn around and rattle back to the blacktop while the sun drops lower and lower. We haven’t seen a single car. We pause on the roadside for a communal pee. Eric sees a Starbucks cup pinned to the barbed wire. Some pilgrim on a journey from there to there had no time to stop and talk to Twyla at the Frenchglen Hotel over a proper cup of joe. We take the wayward cup on board. We have been on similar land speed journeys and will be again. No moral superiority here, just gratitude. Lost and found.
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Thursday, April 25, 2019

You Couldn’t Pay Us To Do This Job




Brewing coffee in our RV, Maxine
Eric wakes up around 6:30 am, makes coffee and wrangles our livestock – Sophie the cat, Lexi the dog - while Lynn fries a couple of eggs, slices oranges and sizzles a muffin in a little olive oil. By 7:45 or so, Eric is walking to the Crane’s Nest Nature Store to open for the day; first, to feed the resident red-winged and yellow-headed blackbirds, the drop-in finches and warblers, chubby quail and towhees along with a passel of fat Belding ground-squirrels who are already lined up at the feeders (a bunch of freeloaders getting by on their looks).


By about 9:30 or so, Lynn has walked Lexi down our back road to the Blitzen river, flushed a flock of ducks, and scared up a klatch of kildeer. 

She walks to work at the store, giving Eric relief dealing with the late morning rush of one or two customers. Our patient and merciful “boss”, Janelle, is usually buried in one project or another in her office or out barnstorming the community, so it is up to the two of us to mind the store.


There are always things to do in the store– restocking, pricing, and best of all, meeting the visitors. Lynn jots notes on their maps – a Swainson’s Hawk nest is near the highway to Burns, and here is a good spot for watching waves of Snow Geese roll over farm fields, and, oh, don't miss the Eagle with her chick near the P Ranch. 

Noon-ish, Eric goes back to the wagon train (our RV camp) to fix himself a lunch. Around 1pm he is back with a mini-lunch for Lynn – half a sandwich and an orange to get through the afternoon. We trade off and Lynn has an hour play date with Lexi while Eric palavers with visitors. Everything winds down around 3:30 or so, and by 4:00 we close the store, count the cash and walk back together to the wagon train.


Dan, Eric, and Jo share a laugh
Evenings are always good times with our volunteer mates: Dan, Jo, John, and Sally. Jo could have stepped right out of a western. She showed up in a big 4x4 pick-up truck with a horse trailer and her Red Heeler, Juniper. She’s a walking library of area history, geology, and zoology along with being an accomplished artist and horsewoman. Dan is a professional photographer who is generous with his time and kind with his critiques and suggestions. John, who styles himself as a curmudgeon, is anything but. He is, instead, a careful thinker and good conversationalist with a slightly off-kilter sense of humor - though one gets the feeling he does not suffer fools lightly. Sally, a former schoolteacher, is big-hearted and has, in many ways, been the glue that has cemented us together over the weeks with lovely wines to sample and tasty contributions at communal meals.


Dinner at the Frenchglen Hotel
Many nights we socialize while fixing our own evening meals. It is a swirl of talk and laughter. We debate various issues pertaining to the Refuge, the surrounding ranches and communities, crack jokes, review the photos of the day, puzzle over the weather surprises we’ve had and compare notes on RV living in the high desert. Around 9:00 pm or so, we hit the sack. The shades are drawn; the coyotes howl and owls hoot; the stars, more than we have ever seen, save for our kayak trips, wallpaper the sky. The pets jostle for warm sleeping spots over, under, and around us.  And that’s it. Such is our work day.

You couldn’t pay us to do this job.



Days off we’re exploring. We locate new birding spots, venture out into the desert, rattle along the back roads around the awesome Steens, read maps, take pictures, hike, drop by the hotel at Frenchglen for coffee and sandwiches if we happen to be down that way. There is no end to discovery and learning here.  

Lynn, ever the intrepid photographer, eschews any caution vis-à-vis her new Toyota RAV4 and seems bent on placing her car in various extreme attitudes as we pound around some of the less than perfectly maintained back roads. Eric, a one-time race car driver, is often reduced to hyperventilation and panic attacks accompanied by strange, but well intentioned, bits of advice like Gaaahh and Noooo.


All in all, somehow, we manage without any real plan. We just pick a direction and drive. Wonder and beauty ensue.  Mountains, snow, desert, shy pronghorn, sarcastic ravens, bounding jackrabbits, casual deer, imperious hawks, fluttering kestrels all come and go. We stop and hike, eat lunch and take pictures. It is as if we were astronauts silently probing some alien Edenic landscape.


Burrowing Owl tucked into a grassy field

Other days we try to scratch the surface of the community here. Always we feel welcome, even appreciated. We chat with a local restaurant owner who is funny and dour all at once. You can see, in her set jaw and straight-to-the-eye look, that she has a fair bit of hard bark on her, but also that she is exuberant and kind. A cowboy gentleman sits at a table and quietly sips his coffee as he listens to his wife. Imagine some idealized old cowhand: burning blue eyes, handlebar mustache, boots, jeans, wool checkered shirt, red bandana and of course, a wide-brimmed hat. His leathery hands, wrapped around his cup, must be holding 60 years or more of stories. Any drugstore cowpoke would weep with envy. You can’t buy that look; you can only earn it.
Eric & Lexi stroll through Burns
 Eric decides to get a haircut at one of the local barbers calling it his “Burns disguise”. There are two
predominant style choices here: short and real short. The lady barber is chatty and once we reveal that we are from Portland, she lets it be known that she is not a fan of big cities. She relates, as her scissors snap over Eric’s scalp with increasing ferocity, that she has heard “…there are vans, funded by us taxpayers, who give drug addicts needles and a place to shoot up, RIGHT THERE IN PORTLAND…” she slaps shaving cream on the back of Eric’s neck and hauls out a straight razor. Eric, who was about to mention that he had not heard of such a program there, but knew of something similar – the so-called Harm Reduction program - initiated in Seattle, thinks the better of saying anything AT ALL as the razor slides down the back of his neck. Eventually, after she’s set the razor aside and begins thinning his eyebrows, he squeaks out a cowardly, “I’ll be darned…”

Refuge staff works with Burns students on a bird art project
Some days later, back at work, we scurry about in preparation for the Migratory Bird Festival. The store traffic has increased dramatically and by the time we close on the first day of the celebrations, we are dog-tired. So, of course, it is the perfect time for an interview from an OPB radio reporter who wants to know what we like about the area, what we enjoy about the volunteer experience, how we felt about the occupation and so on. Lynn, as always, offers insightful, charming answers. Eric mentions he is particularly interested in the local geology. Taking his cue, the reporter asks for a quick description. In his tired brain, Eric composes a quick explanation of Basin and Range, fault blocks, pluvial lakes, and so on, but somehow it comes out as something like, “Me like big rocks Steens. Broken. Fault block. Lava is real purty.” The OPB reporter apparently realizes she is interviewing a Neanderthal and quickly turns to Lynn for the remainder of the interview.

The reporter has a young boy in tow who has been given the job of handling the recorder. She turns the mike over to him so that he can ask questions as well. He asks about out favorite birds, but seems particularly interested in telling us that his favowite biwd (he is having some trouble with his R’s) is an “Amewican Bald Eagle”. Lynn responds, do you mean a bald eagle? He shakes his head no. He describes an eagle with “wed and white stwipes and blue wings with staws (stars) underneath. We both say we have never seen such an eagle. He seems disappointed, puzzled, but also… certain. The OPB reporter gently pries the microphone out of his hand and thanks us for the interview.

It isn’t until a few days later that it dawns on us what he meant. He was talking about the eagle shield, that well-known symbol of America. THAT was his favorite bird. Yes, of course, we have seen it all of our lives, and it certainly does live here. It’s been here since Teddy Roosevelt established the refuge in 1908 at the urging of wildlife photographers William Finley and Herman Bohlman to save precious migratory species from plume hunters. It is has lived here since the young men of the CCC clambered out of their barracks and tents to build the headquarters, our store, and other outbuildings. It has been here through the period of stewardship by local farmers and ranchers. It has been here since various collaborations, private and public, have wrestled with best management practices. Here through the occupation and on and on until today. The bird has never left. We can feel its presence throughout the whole story of this amazing place. For us to be part of that story, as small as our contribution may be, is a privilege.

You couldn’t pay us to do this job.

Saturday, April 13, 2019

There Is Nothing Here



Past Burns, Oregon, winding south on 205, the early spring landscape overwhelms us. The craggy snout of Steens Mountain pokes through boiling, massive clouds.  Miles-long rain curtains open and close on vast scenes of high desert prairie, volcanic rimrock, and pluvial lake beds. At highway speed it is empty, brooding, and ancient. Except for the sagebrush flailing in the wind and the tumbleweeds bouncing along the fence lines, there is nothing here.


 
Slow down. Make the turn into the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge. Twist and turn, rise and fall on a two-lane road.  Wait, what was that? Stop! Find the binoculars, find the camera, but… too late. Whatever it was has flown, ducked, or vanished into rocky shadows.


Go slower. Some kind of bird is strafing a marshy field. What is that? Fumble, fumble, binoculars and camera are juggled in midair between us. Quick, quick get a shot. Get a glimpse.  Get SOMETHING. Click, click, click. A blurry dot streaks away. Lynn takes a breath, spins her lenses, and checks the viewfinder to confirm her disappointment. Nada.   


OK, this time Lynn puts the camera on her lap, with the correct lens and other settings and whatever other alchemy photographers employ to take  “the perfect shot”. Eric’s myopic eyes are glued to the binoculars. Ready? Yep, we’re ready now. Sure. We are down to a crawl, searching for safe pullouts (rare on these roads), scanning the fields, the skies, the road, the rearview mirrors in a vertiginous Waltz of the Eyeballs. Often, Eric has to pull away from the binoculars to quell the queasiness of seeing the scenery, magnified umpteen times, whiz by. Again, things flit past us too quickly. We’ll have to stop - even though we still need to get Maxine, our RV mothership, parked and hooked up and the pets fed. We’ll have to stop - even though we’re scheduled for orientation and training the next day on minding the Friends of Malheur gift shop – The Crane’s Nest. We must stop and forego an early dinner. We MUST STOP or see nothing here at all.




At last, perched on a slim bit of gravel roadside, as far as we can go without toppling into the deep marshy ditch alongside, we come to rest.  And then it begins. Some invisible conductor tap-tap-taps a baton. A cough, a tweet. Then, a red-winged blackbird lights on a fence (click, got him!)  His solitary trilling chord signals the start of a kind of overture. A pheasant peaks through the brush. Now a kestrel spins down to a telephone wire. Right in front of us, a curlew pokes the soggy wetland.



 Just a bit further, a shining, emerald-headed mallard peeks up from his reedy cul-de-sac (click, click, click, breathe, click, click- got them!).


Already, we’re being rewarded for our stillness. All around us is a river of life, but it begrudges a quick reconnoiter.  It is a full symphony of sights, sounds, and smells that must be attended closely. As we quietly and respectfully take our seats, further symphonic movements come to us. Snow geese, in huge white clouds, fall and then explode skyward in the fields around us. 


Cranes squawk and dance and take wing. 


A marmot pops out of some rimrock to sunbathe and scratch.

A fox peeks at us and then vanishes. Eagles and hawks come and go.  So much life. A hundred photos would not suffice. At dusk, the finale comes. A rondo of silhouettes weaves and then blend into darkening skies. A sonata of peeps, chirps, and squawks die away. But for the wind and the evening light, punctuated by a solitary hooting owl, there is nothing here.



Found on a Lost Highway

We get lost here. There is no way to avoid it.   Roads shoot this way and that - to the distant Pueblo Mountains, View of ...